Category Archives: Musings

Flashback: Email Chain a Hoax; The Poem is Very Real

Dr. David Weatherford

I wrote this back in 2008 after receiving the “hoax email” several times. So working with the help of the internet (what did we do before it?) I tracked down the actual author of the poem, a Dr. David L. Weatherford. Today I decided to check up on David as I knew back then he wasn’t in the best of health. Again, through the internet I found he died 2 years ago. No fanfare and barely a blip on the obituaries. So, with that in mind, I reprint the below in his honor. Read the rest of this entry

Worried You’ve Been Abducted by Aliens? Think No More

Ever sit back and go, “huh, I wonder if I was ever abducted by aliens?” Yeah me too. Well, now you can find out. If you relate to any of these, hurry over to Starborn Support-The Alien Abduction Support Group. If you suffer from #34, head here.

1. Have had unexplainable missing or lost time of one hour or more.

2. Have been paralyzed in bed with a being in your room.

3. Have unusual scars or marks with no possible explanation on how you received them (small scoop indentation, straight line scar, triangular marks, scars in roof of mouth, in nose, behind or in ears, etc.)

4. Have seen balls of light or flashes of light in your home or other locations.

5. Have a memory of flying through the air which could not be a dream, or many dreams involving flying.

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Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is his name…

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

While murders and rapists may be roaming free in Mississippi, the same can’t be said for this guy. Meet Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. That is his legal name and he’s in a bit of hot water. Wisconsin police arrested Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop the other day after he was found with a concealed knife, drug paraphernalia, a little pot and, oh yeah, he was on probation.

Haley Barbour Says “F#@k You” Mississippi

I hate politics and Haley Barbour just gave me 200 more reasons why. The former governor of Mississippi, who frankly reminds me of Boss Hogg in “The Dukes of Hazzard” tried to sneak out of the governor’s mansion after freeing 200 criminals including murderers, rapists, wife beaters and child molesters. My friends in Mississippi, I don’t have to tell you that your state already has a kind of bad reputation…undeservedly I have to add as I know quite a few people there…but a reputation of being uneducated, cross-burning hicks. And Haley Barbour just put an exclamation point on that reputation. This clown of a politician is now working for the Butler Snow Laws Firm.  “Governor Barbour and his former chief of staff Paul Hurst are tremendous assets for our firm, and we are excited to have them as part of our team,” Butler Snow Chairman Donald Clark Jr. said in a news release. “Their leadership during some of the most difficult times in our state’s history is unprecedented. We are fortunate that this legacy of leadership and innovation will continue at our firm, and both our team and our clients will benefit greatly.”  And there you have it. More lawyers shoveling out the bullshit.  You can see the entire list including pardons he’s done since 2004 on the Mississippi Secretary of State website. But in a nutshell, here is the hell he has let loose on victims and likely soon to be victims alike. Just a sampling of names, crimes and release dates. It reads like a Mexican jail break. Read the rest of this entry

Remembering Katie Fitch

Reposted from More on her can be found here. I’m reposting from my other blog because no matter what, you should never forget those whose paths you’ve crossed. This was originally posted January 2, 2009.

In this world of email chains, it’s sometimes hard to tell which are real stories and which are fake.  A while back, there was the story of Ivory Watts.  That was all too real.   Then there was the story of Penny Brown (still going around by the way) who, the email said, was missing.  It turns out, it was a hoax.  There is one going around now about a little girl named Katie Fitch from Florence, South Carolina.  It looks like this and after you read it, I’ll let you know if it’s real. Read the rest of this entry